Lyrics
Your body is so sweet now
I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you
You sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy
I'll bury you in honey
And wait a hundred years or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual
Strictly confectional
Strictly medicinal
If a little nontraditional
I'm digging up your coffin
And pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution
Is prime for distribution
Sweet bod
Your body's starting rumors
Of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers
Have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors
A sweet return to fitness
They're just a hundred bucks or so
You know, you know it isn't sexual
Strictly professional
Strictly entrepreneurial
And what a sweet memorial
I'm digging up your coffin
And pouring out the contents
And I'm so glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod
Sweet bod
Sweet bod
Sweet bod
