Lyrics
I'm on the DLR on my way to fuck a stranger
Know his age, know his height, don't know his name
If I get murdered I'm sure I'll only have myself to blame
Should be ashamed!
All the danger I put myself in, in the name of shag
And a bad one at that
It's a matter of fact
To fuck a stranger is rarely a positive act for me
But still I go back
Cause who's keeping track?
My memory lacks
Until I'm lying wet on back
Ugh
A woman sits across from me
She seems nice
Seems like the kind of woman who would wear a nighty at night
She smiles at me
As if to say "you alright?"
I'm alright
I smile back and while I do, I count the lines round her eyes
If she knew where I was going
Would she'd be surprised?
Would she smile then?
Or would she look away out of fright
I think she might
I smile again
The sign lights up
Time to get off
I've arrived
It's my stop
Romance isn't dead its in a coma
Me I'm just a dog out tryna get a boner
I dont wanna spend the night alone
So I don't think about how I'll feel when its over
Cause honestly I'll probably feel the same
No miracles and no epiphanies
And disappointment always is the danger
But what did you expect from sex with a stranger?
Oh the wonders of technology
When you're horny
Ordering a man
Like you'd order a curry
Call me up, babe
I'll be there in a hurry
I'm free delivery
And all I really need
Is you to fuck my brains out
But like literally
Like get rid of my brains
I don't think I want they're helping me
Just want some intimacy, without the intimacy
But I'm not fussy honestly I'll take anything
To feel sexy
Anything to feel young
Anything that could take my mind off the humdrum
Anything hung
Age 22 to 31
With a brain and a pulse and a bed
And as I'm stepping out of the station
I get hit with this funny feeling
So I send message to my friend
"Call the police if I don't text by ten"
Then I
I'm standing there on your doorstep
There's no point in regret
I've come all this way
I'm not going anywhere
Romance isn't dead its in a coma
Me I'm just a dog out tryna get a boner
I dont wanna spend the night alone
So I don't think about how I'll feel when its over
Cause honestly I'll probably feel the same
No miracles and no epiphanies
And disappointment always is the danger
But what did you expect from sex with a stranger?
Cause honestly I'll probably feel the same
No miracles and no epiphanies
And disappointment always is the danger
But what did you expect from sex with a stranger?
