Lyrics
Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too
Just watch your mouth
Or I'll sit on you
The word is out
Better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat
Alright
My zippers bust
My buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks
When I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Come on (Really, really fat)
Ya know!
Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?
When I walk out to get mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zipcode
When you're only having seconds
I'm havin' twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know!
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again
Who's fat?
If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then wont you feed my face
Because I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know!
(When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house)
Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! You know it! (Really really fat)
You know! You know! You know! (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Come on!
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know I'm fat!
You know! (Really, really fat)
You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know!
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?
