Lyrics
Wanna be a high school football hero
With an SAT score less than zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a high school football hero
Wanna score a touchdown, so I can score after the game (hey, hey, hey)
Don't care about my future, 'cause it is just another day (hey, hey, hey)
I'll rush for 40 yards, and drink four forties later on (hey, hey, hey)
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde
Wanna be a high school football hero
With an SAT score less than zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a high school football hero
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids (hey, hey, hey)
I've gotta get my rest, so I can party with the boys (hey, hey, hey)
My brain's put in upside-down, so I am just a little slow (hey, hey, hey)
I'll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will know (hey, hey, hey)
Wanna be a high school football hero
With an SAT score less than zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a high school football hero (yeah)
Wanna be a high school football hero
With an SAT score less than zero
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer
Wanna be a high school football hero
Hey!
Hang on, everybody, look, I'm running out of tape soon
Here-, here it comes, any moment now
No, hang on, I was wrong, it's gonna be about-
I know something, I won't tell
I won't tell, I won't tell
I know something, I won't-
This band is a pile of shit
And I'm very sad about that, but some fellas are lucky, some ain't
