Lyrics
I was a sexy little viper room
In the corner of a King Tut tomb
When the hate train started
Goin' "choo-choo"
I was a rat on a burning ship
And when we sunk our fire got put out
It was just like the Great Plague
Just like the birth of underwear
Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won't make you suck any less
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant
Somebody's gotta do it
I know my place
I was a baby-killin' cadillac
Now I'm a drug-induced heart attack
Somebody's gotta do it
I know my place
Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won't make you suck any less
Have you ever wanted to be
Have you ever wanted to see someone better
In the mirror?
Have you ever wanted to go
Have you ever wanted to know somewhere greener
Somewhere cleaner?
I bet you've got something beautiful in mind
They're gonna beat me 'till I'm black and blue
Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
And I'll tell you a secret
"Kreuz" is German for Williams
In the blood cult of a mislead youth
I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Let me tell you some weird shit
There's gonna be a big ol' civil war inside my house tonight
Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'cause
Hating you won't make you suck any less
And hating you won't make me suck any less
Hating you won't make you suck any less
