Lyrics
(feat. Chris Elliot)
[Chris Elliot: "Get a Life"]
Look at this face, what do you see?
Look at it Dad, what do you see?
What do you see? Say it, say it!
Uhh ayuahh it's a face!
Yeah but what kind of face?
Uhh, pale. pasty. psychotic
No Dad!
It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face!
[violin music starts]
Sparkles - professional male model.
Sparkles - professional male model.
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[1:] You you You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[Chris Elliot]
I'm gonna become, a male model
I'm like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that's all
And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School's gonna do for me
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate .
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate .
[3:] Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas
to train to become successful male models.
Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
[1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
[2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!
