Lyrics
Since day 1 you make no money
You belong to this "spare-wheel" kinda band
Last minute spot at 3A.M
Don't bend! My friend
Sitting in your red van, you back hurts
Do you really think it's worth it boy?
Get some sleep, sunglasses on
Don't bend! My friend
Easier to get beer than food
What you want is a fucking piece of bread
You're so wasted sleeping on mold
Don't bend! My friend
Same shitty chorus again and again
"Don't ask for more! You're kidding me boy?"
"Keep in mind you're no ticket sellers!"
"You got it now? You're no ticket sellers!"
The only thing that matters is pre-sales
It's not about music, it's about pre-sales
Tutorials to increase your pre-sales
Don't bend! My friend
The only thing that matters is pre-sales
It's not about music, it's about pre-sales
Tutorials to increase your pre-sales
Don't bend! My friend
Burn your savings in stupid PR shit
Hug buddies you've never really met
Prove on socials you're the raddest band in town
Don't bend! My friend
Same dirty scroungers at backstage parties
"Don't ask for more! You know I did my best"
"Keep in mind, you're no ticket sellers"
"Like I said: You're no ticket sellers"
The only thing that matters is pre-sales
It's not about music, it's about pre-sales
Tutorials to increase your pre-sales
Don't bend! My friend
The only thing that matters is pre-sales
It's not about music, it's about pre-sales
Tutorials to increase your pre-sales
Don't bend! My friend
The only thing that matters is pre-sales
It's not about music, it's about pre-sales
Tutorials to increase your pre-sales
Don't bend! My friend
The only thing that matters is pre-sales
It's not about music, it's about pre-sales
Tutorials to increase your pre-sales
Don't bend! My friend