Lyrics
Well, hello there
It seems we have a new cast member
What's that?
Where are you?
What is this place?
Who are you?
I can legally answer some of those questions
It's your lucky day, friend
You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping
What are you trying to-?
The headset
Oh, so here's the thing
So the good news first
How'd you like to be a star
Now forever in a show
Being watched from afar
A hundred eyes in the sky
Now your life on a stage is a mind-bending circus
A show for all ages
Ha, ha
Buckle up, let me give you a tour
Take a ride with the pearly white entrepreneur
You may need to calm down and adjust expectations
Experiencing digital hallucinations
My, my
Welcome to a world full of wonders
Where anything can happen
Just imagine if you hadn't
Had to happen on the virtual reality
That trapped you in the-
Wait what did I say
Ha ha no spoilers
Oh, you gotta have a name
Come and spin the roulette
Til we find an arrangement of consonant letters
Are vowels negotiable
I'll do my best
Now go meet your costars
Your friends for the rest of your life
An electronical performer
You're one of us now
You're better off if you can just accept it
Within the headset, you're reborn now
We'll never know how
The only truth is that there is no exit
Say goodbye to the real world
My little superstar
You're the brand-new act at the carnival
Just stay right where you are
There's no hope of extraction
Now you're the main attraction
So get the show underway
Singing day after day, after day
The name's Caine
And I'm able to tell
That you're gonna have the time of your life in this realm
I'm the ringmaster, showman
The great puppeteer
Who better to entrust with your circus career?
So don't waste any time
Let's have an adventure
C&A is not liable in the event that you're
Injured, disfigured, or otherwise wounded
Not limited to but including
The loss of a limb or an organ or head
Really head
It says head
That's hilarious
Anyway
Now your sanity is hanging on a trivial experience
Activity designed to keep your fragile mind intact
The monotony is liminally minimal
Additionally, try to keep it literal
Don't get too abstract
Got it
Good
Say goodbye to the real world
My little superstar
You're the brand-new act at the carnival
Just stay right where you are
There's no hope of extraction
Now you're the main attraction
So get the show underway
Singing day after day, after day
You're looking for a way out of here
You're talking to the great engineer
There's nothing there in the void so avoid it, my dear
This door has never been opened
Surrender give up hope
Get the show underway
Get that smile on display and obey
Your soul imprisoned here forever
Our leader's design
You're better off if you can just forget it
An unachievable endeavor
To leave it behind
When will you understand that there's no exit
Is it starting to sink in
My little possession
You need to let go of this pointless obsession with exits
You know what comes next
It's what happened to your predecessor
It's dark in the cellar
Well, well
Step into your new arrangement
Your estrangement, from the way that you thought your life was going
So be patient, no complaints
You're the entertainment
Smile on your face
Or you'll end up in the basement
The maddened abandon beyond understanding
The palm of my hand
You'll forever be standing and dancing
And I'm not just gonna
Give up my plan and comply with demand
There's supply to command
And a cast to expand
Now I'm building my brand
You're a celebrity, Diva
A megastar
Do you know how many dream of being right where you are?
So take your adventure
And when it's complete
Have a digital feast
You can never eat
So welcome to the circus
The spectacle bizarre
You can try to run through a thousand doors
Wait I didn't finish this part
Say goodbye to the real world
My little superstar
You're the brand-new act at the carnival
Just stay right where you are
There's no hope of extraction
Now you're the main attraction
So get the show underway
Singing day after day, after day
Thank you for joining us
We'll be here day, after day, after day
After day, after day
