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Being Single Again
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42,475 listeners
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Intro / Dead People
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Hot Girls In Bars And Their Dude Counterparts
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Dumb Thoughts
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Cell Phones And Flying
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Currency
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Other People's Kids
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27,373 listeners
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My 7-Year-Old Is Better Than Me
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26,854 listeners
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My 3-Year-Old Is A 3-Year-Old
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Taking Sexual Inventory
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23,310 listeners
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I Enjoy Being White
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20,554 listeners
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Offensive Words
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Processing Shame
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My Horrible Body
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20,015 listeners
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I Hate Deer
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Half Dead
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19,560 listeners
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The Way We Talk (Hilarious)
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19,187 listeners
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Milk & Pets
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18,920 listeners
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The Diaper
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Jizz on Demand
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Cinabon
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Boys Vs. Girls
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A Three Year Old's Secret
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16,161 listeners
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Daddy I Don't Like Chicken
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15,001 listeners
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Girls & Women
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The Way We Talk
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Intro
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4AM - Bonus Track
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Sweatpants & Vodka - Bonus Track
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Do You Have the Time
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I Like Opium - Bonus Track
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French Guy
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Peach
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Shopping With No Money
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Guy On Bike, Guitar, Liar
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Wal-Mart
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Arguing
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Christmas Caroling
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Shitty Kids
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Guy In Traffic
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Bill Gates
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Impressions
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Cliches, Old Sayings
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Diner Ordering
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Happy and in Pain
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The Bank
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Gay People
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Wrong Number, AT&T
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5,321 listeners
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Kid's Names
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5,280 listeners
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