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My meshuga family arrives at my door
They may look sweet and harmless but they're ready for war
My sisters smile lovingly then step up to bat
And ask me condescendingly, "oh, you wearing that?"
No one brought me presents, talk about passive-aggressive
Can I slip out through the back? Get me the fuck out of here (wo-ah-ah-oh)
Everybody says the holidays should make you happy (happy, happy)
I'd be just as fine sitting 'round and drinking wine alone (ooh, she said it, get the Manischewitz)
We're gathered at the table for this dreary shabbat
Aunt Mabel kvelling 'bout her son who just bought a yacht (oh, it's wonderful)
The kugel is so dry it's making everyone gag
And there goes Uncle Saul showing off his skin tag
My mom says that maybe I should
Ease off all that gravy, oy vey
Everybody sucks, get me the fuck outta here (wo-ah-ah-oh)
No one that you love should ever make you feel this crappy (crappy, crappy)
I smile and I hope they choke on momma's matzah balls (ooh, she said it, someone call the medic)
Get me the fuck outta here, woah, woah, woah, woah
Get me the fuck outta here, woah, woah, woah, woah
All this food is beige and it's so nauseating
The way you turn potatoes into latkes is grating
But nothing is more damn grating
Than my family celebrating
(Don't touch the menorah!)
No matter if it's Christmas, Hanukkah, or Soltice baby (baby, baby)
No one wants to be here, no one wants that winter cheer (that's depressing, yeah)
Get me the fuck out of here
(I almost fell down in Starbucks, there's no place to sit)
(We forgot that's it's Hanukkah!)
Get me the fuck out of here