Lyrics
I don't want you, wimpy mouse.
I don't want your lame bunny.
I want my armless white dude
'cause I think he's pretty funny.
Keep away, you spitting cat.
Keep away, you stupid duck.
Give me my Homestar Runner,
'cause it is on him I'm stuck.
At the end of my hard day,
Homestar takes my pain away.
It could heal my broken heart
just to watch this work of art.
Homestar Runner,
I don't know what I'd do
without you.
Strong Bad is a Mexican wrestler.
Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend.
The Cheat and Strong Mad
can't say "Douglas",
and Pom-Pom bubbles to no end.
Strong Sad's sad, and rambles on.
Coach Z couldn't say "Job" to save his life.
Your business is The Poopsmith's business.
The King of Town
has no wife.
At the end of my hard day,
Homestar takes my pain away.
It could heal my broken heart
just to watch this work of art.
Homestar Runner,
I don't know what I'd do
without you.
Homestar,
run.
Run.
Homestar,
run.
Run.
