Lyrics
There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad
About the other kids
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
There's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes too
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha-ha, ya little twit
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the tough skins, your mum got you from sears
You dork, they'll never let you in
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
