The childhood of guitarist Christoph Crimson is a mystery; He was discovered by Prof. Richard Slimewell in previously unexplored North American wilderness at the estimated age of 13, apparently having lived his entire life until that point completely unexposed to any modern civilization. Slimewell took the child as his own, returning to his lair in an underground missile silo, long ago abandoned by the United States government. It was here that Slimewell found, after years of fruitlessly prying into Crimson’s past for clues as to where he came from, that the only way the boy could e… read more
The childhood of guitarist Christoph Crimson is a mystery; He was discovered by Prof. Richard Slimewell in previously unexplored North American wilderness at the estimated age of 13, apparently having lived his entire life until that point completely unexposed to any modern civilization. Slim… read more
The childhood of guitarist Christoph Crimson is a mystery; He was discovered by Prof. Richard Slimewell in previously unexplored North American wilderness at the estimated age of 13, apparently having lived his entire life until that point completely unexposed to any modern civilization. Slimewell took the child as his own, returning to his lair in an underground… read more