Lyrics
First things first
That's just not the way it works
All your lines are well rehearsed
But if you think that I'm the bad cop
You make good look so much worse
'Cause if you're not nice to the waiter, baby, that means you're a jerk
Oh, wouldn't it be apropo for you to blame a Scorpio
But I don't need to read a horoscope to know you'll die alone
So if you didn't get the punchline, maybe that means you're the joke
I introduced you to my parents and for nothing
You made want to call my mom
Instead, I wrote this song
You broke my heart
My eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again
Was that your plan?
Kick me down just 'cause you can
You're the lion I'm the lamb
And like a sheep led to the slaughter
No, I never stood a chance
'Cause you're as honest as the photos that you filter for the 'Gram
We met at a party
Maybe I should have known
When you pushed me aside
Hoping someone famous would take you home
Then you settled for me
Wish you woulda let me be
You broke my heart
My eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again
You broke my heart
Left me on edge
I should have listened to my friends
I'll never fall in love again
I'm tired of learning the hard way (oh-oh)
And you're too unconcerned to be sorry (oh-oh)
I hope this song is a hit
So that you can get the message
But you won't (but you won't)
And if that's how it goes
I want you to know
You broke my heart
My eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again
You broke my heart
My stomachs sick
Your new boyfriend, he's such a dick
I'll never fall in love again
