Lyrics
And I broke my promise on a very sharp rock
And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly
And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep
That's how I learned how to survive
And I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking
And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking
And I gave water to all I thought were thirsty
That's how I learned how to survive
And I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping
I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing it
And I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleeding
That's how I learned how to survive
But if you ain't got the do-re-mi, boys
If you got the do-re-mi
Well, you better go back to beautiful Texas
Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee
California's a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see
But believe it or not you won't find it so hot, if you ain't got the do-re-mi
And we totally ripped off a man named, "Woody Gutherie"
And I bought a restaurant for his son named, "Alice"
And I fed false information to the audience
That's how I learned how to survive
And I give a thank-you to my father for not raising me
And I give a finger to my step-father for beating me
And I give props to myself for achieving
God damn, I'm glad that I survived
And God damn, I'm surprised that I survived
And I just handed you a giant load of gibberish
And I give love to a lover quite deserving of it
And I give thanks to all of you for listening to the story of how we learned how to survive
