Lyrics
My back is killing me, baby
I don't have any comfortable chairs
My spine will become warped
I won't be able to stand up straight
And I don't brush my teeth twice a day
Now I will lose them all in old age
La-de-da-de-da-de-da
I'll have to glue some fake ones on
Volcanic rock can be dated reliably
Genotypes, phenotypes
And I will have my father's bald spot
Dating method
C14
C14
C14
Have to remember not to smile
Will lead to wrinkles in later life
And don't furrow your brow
Your forehead will grow ridges
I wish I didn't have a vein
My eyeballs can feel my heartbeat
La-de-da-de-da-de-da
Hair is dead skin particles
Volcanic rock can be dated reliably
Genotypes, phenotypes
And I will have my father's bald spot
Dating method
C14
C14
C14
My back is killing me, baby
I don't have any comfortable chairs
My spine will become warped
I won't be able to stand up straight
And I don't brush my teeth twice a day
Now I will lose them all in old age
La-de-da-de-da-de-da
I'll have to glue some fake ones on
Volcanic rock can be dated reliably
Genotypes, phenotypes
And I will have my father's bald spot
Dating method
C14
C14
C14
C14
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