Lyrics
One fine day in the middle of the night
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
The blind men went to see fair play
And the dumb man went to shout Hooray
And the paralysed donkey passing by
He kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And went to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man he saw it too
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
