Gary Portrait

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Gary Portrait was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He lives in a luxury villa in the woods about umpteen miles from his relatives. He drives a 2001 Mercury Cougar with an am/fm radio and is often invited to formal banquets held in his honor. His ex-girlfriend is the best athlete in the world. He often keeps a large staff of servants, but he’s very specific about hiring honest ones. He’s a pillar of the community. He doesn’t take no for an answer, unless to do so would be impolite. Gary Portrait spends much of his time mentoring a trench-rippin’ idiot-boy by the name of Lonnie… read more

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1	Love this track	This is probably what it feels like to be nominated for a Tony Award	Loading	Love this track Set track as current obsession Get track Loading	3 listeners
2	Love this track	Not livin' in the fastlane	Loading	Love this track Set track as current obsession Get track Loading	2 listeners
3	Love this track	MEET THE LIMIT (starring Vin Diesel and Nicholas Cage, probably)	Loading	Love this track Set track as current obsession Get track Loading	2 listeners
4	Love this track	Keep ya room clean!	Loading	Love this track Set track as current obsession Get track Loading	1 listener
5	Love this track	Forming a fault-one barrier	Loading	Love this track Set track as current obsession Get track Loading	1 listener
6	Love this track	Hyper Metal Friendships	Loading	Love this track Set track as current obsession Get track Loading	1 listener