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Rhymes faster than a speeding bullet
Has more rhymes than a train has tracks
Able to leap sucker MCs in a single rhyme
Look! At the jam, on the mic. It's a bird! (It's a plane!)
No! I'm Sup, Sup, Super Rhymes
It's the new thing, makes you want to swing
While us, MCs, rap, doing our thing
It's not singing, like it used to be
No, it's rapping to the rhythm of the sure shot beat
It goes one, for the money, two, for the show
You got my beat, now here I go
You see this DJ, he gets down
Mixing records while they go round
With the hid-dip, the hop, you just don't stop
You rock to the beat 'til it makes you drop
Yes, I'm one of a kind, I'm Super Rhymes
And I'd like to say hello
And since I'm on the mic and I'm ready to rock
Oh, this is how it goes
Yes, I rock so good, I rock so well
I ring-ding-dang-a-ding-ding-a-dang, baby
I'll ring your bell
Yes, I'm Super Rhymes, I'm 22
I want to be a hundred before I'm due
Because, no, I didn't come from the planet Earth
Planet Rhymon is my place of birth
From the day I came out my mother's womb
I found myself in the operating room
Then the doctor spanked me on my behind
I didn't cry, the kid started to rhyme
My mother said, "Son, that's the way it should be
Your name is Super Rhymes, you'll be an MC"
So then my father put me on a meteorite
Sent me to Earth to rock the mic
I got to Earth and started laying it down
At the jam, on the mic, I could be found
While I was at the jam, ah, this one time
I, rocking to the beat, said, "I'm feeling fine"
Just freaking out on the freak's behind
I looked in the face of Frankenstein
I said, "Oh, no, she's not mine"
Because my woman is fine as wine
And she goes by the name of Lois Line
But she didn't come here with me, this time
I'm feeling real sad, but not that bad
I'ma have to run away from this crow-dad
I ran to the DJ, to rock the mic
He said, "Super Rhymes, take it, do what you like"
So I rocked the party, viciously
This guy I didn't know walked up to me
But the closer he got, the more I could tell
It was the man they call Coward Hosell
The guy you'd see on KBC
While Joe Frazier boxed Muhammad Ali
He said, "Excuse me, sir, are you Super Rhymes?
The one with the fine woman Lois Line?"
I said, "I am, will I be on TV
Like the float-like-a-butterfly stinging Ali?"
He said, "Yes, my man, if you show me you can
I was told you had the master plan"
So I rocked the mic for Howard Cosell
To show America how I rocked so well
And while I rocked the mic, this is what I said
About Dracula, the living dead
He didn't like blood, not this vampire
The disco beat was his desire
Transylvania's where he made home
Until, one day, he decided to roam
And then, out of the crypt, he did crawl
A Count Dracula is what he's called
He said, "The sun's gone down and, now, it's night
I'm going to spread my wings and take a serious flight
I turned into a bat, I flew away
I said at the disco is where I got to stay"
"Because back home, there was nothing like this
In Transylvania, this is what I'd miss
They just bite necks and suck blood all day
When I knew there had to be a better way
I packed my coffin, said, 'Vampires, I am leaving'
So I turned into a bat and cut out that evening"
"The first disco I hit was 54
They didn't even want to let me in the door
I said, 'Listen, my man, I am a real cool guy
I can turn into a bat, I can even fly'"
"He said, 'Dracula, you can do all of that?
Then come on in and catch a need-a freak attack'
So I went inside and I started to dance
And had all the ladies waiting for their chance
They said that 'Isn't he cool with his widow's peak
And the strange way he does the Freak?'"
He said, "Where I come from, it's not called the Freak
It's the Transylvania Boogie, seven days a week
I didn't get to dance with them all that night
'Cause, at the break of dawn, I saw a sunlight"
"I said, 'I'm sorry to say I cannot stay
'Cause us vampires must be in, before it turns day
But, don't forget, I'll be back
I like it when I catch a need-a freak attack
And since you heard my story, it's time I be leaving
In Transylvania, we say good evening'"
Mr. Hosell said, "Damn, that's good!
You'll be on TV, in every neighborhood!"
He said, "Super Rhymes, you're a real MC
We must put you on KBC"
I said, I'll dress to impress, won't claim I'm best
I'll come a little better than all the rest
Because I never come with any less
Than all the rhymes that will pass the test
Because I'm cool as ice, I'm twice as nice
I never had an off-day in my life
You'll see, I'll take all your money, bust out your wife
Make you dance to my beat all your life
'Cause, when I get in my stuff and I start to rhyme
The sucker MCs hide every time
Because my voice is baritone
And I really don't need no microphone
But I use one anyway
To make sure the ladies hear what I say
And from here to there, they hear my voice
The ladies hear me, I am their choice
Because my hair's more wavy
Than their ships in the Navy
And they use a boat to stay afloat
To put hickeys all over my throat
Because I am so cool!
Because I'm cool as snow, I'm like savoir-faire
I'm the man you can't find anywhere
Because I'm cooler than cold, I'm hotter than heat
I rock to the rhythm of the funky beat
Because I got what it takes
To make everybody, ah, wanna break
You'll see I got a what it take
I take it, make you want to break
A breaker one (breaker one), a breaker two (breaker two)
I said that this is what I want to say to all of you
Go and telephone or tell a friend
The man known as Super Rhymes is back again
And all you, fly guys, I'll tell you this
I'll take your fly girls, with one kiss
Because I take the fly girls, put 'em in check
I got my love potion all around their neck
They've heard my voice and they know my name
They know, within me, there burns a flame
That I'm MC, man, headed straight for fame
I got a Coupe DeVille, diamond rings
I even got fur coats and gold plate things
'Cause I'm the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour
The ladies know I'm the man with the power
And now that you know a little more about me
Ah, this is how I rocked a KBC
You see, deep in the desert, the city Baghdad
Aladdin was the boy, a magic lamp he had
Aladdin was to rub it and soon find out
That the lamp had magic and a genie, no doubt
He rubbed the lamp, the genie appeared
But you really couldn't see him 'til the green smoke cleared
Well, the smoke was gone and there he stood
The tallest damn cat in the neighborhood
He said, "Where I come from, I committed a crime
For every little thing, you must serve time
But if my lamp was rubbed, I'd be set free
Or, otherwise, within the lamp, I stay eternally"
"And, Aladdin, I say thanks to you
You rubbed my lamp, now, my sentence is due
And, Aladdin, your wish is my command
I'm sorry, but you only get three, my man"
He said, "Genie, my first wish would be
To go to the year 1980"
"Hocus pocus," said the genie, "I'll do that"
Aladdin looked around, saw where he was at
He said, "Damn, things aren't the same
I wonder if Aladdin is still my name
But it's nice to be in '80
And I got to say thanks to you, genie"
He said, "There's nothing to it
I used to do it just about every day
Until I went to court, I got put in the lamp
And the judge said, 'The thing spell away'"
"But then you came along, made right my wrong
You rubbed my lamp and you set me free"
He said, "You used one wish and you got two left
Aladdin, tell me, what's it gonna be?"
He said, "Genie, in this society
You must have the green stuff called money"
So "hocus pocus", said the genie, "here's a million bucks
To take it all with you, here's an armored truck"
"Oh, thanks", said Aladdin, "Genie, you're a real champ
But, for a little while, get back in your lamp"
The genie said, "Aladdin, yes, I'll do that
But you got another wish, now, I'll be back"
So, with a puff of smoke, the genie was gone
Aladdin said, "A new millionaire is born"
Well, with all that money, he made more money
Aladdin was doing swell
You see, my man, Aladdin, he got smart, you see
Invested money into an oil well
But then, one day, he said, "I'm tired
Of making the desert scene"
He said, "I gotta get away, I gotta go to the disco
Find the freak of my dream"
So he took control of his private jet
His magic lamp and money he could not forget
Yes, he got to the disco, danced and screamed
But still couldn't find the freak of his dream
But then she came, through the door
The baddest freak, Aladdin said, he ever saw
He said, "Wow! I got to get that girl!
Her love is worth anything in the world"
She was a 38, 24, 35
Aladdin was attracted like a bee to a hive
Aladdin walked up, said, "Hello"
She looked him up and down and said, "You know where you can go"
He said, "Ah, come on, baby, don't play no game
Uh, I'm called Aladdin, tell me, what's your name?"
Well, out of all the things Aladdin tried
She said, "Listen, sucker, take a carpet ride"
Aladdin said, "I know what to do
I call on my genie with a spell for you
So then he rubbed the lamp, the genie came back out
The genie said, "Aladdin, what you're fussing about?"
He said, "Genie, I rocked, I said I'd be her man
I tried to do it to her, 'cause I thought I can
It was then that I met this girl
Who said she wouldn't freak me for nothing in the world"
Out of all the things that Aladdin thought
She told him, "A body just couldn't be bought"
So Aladdin said, at 4:50
"I know you're coming to this bank with me"
But the freak told him, "No"
And my main man, Aladdin, he told her so
He said, "I grab my partner do-si-do
I spank her to the beat, but don't let go
Until I hear her holler, 'Yo, yo!'
To the beat, beat, check it out"
The genie said, "Aladdin, I agree
This freak has got a vicious body
But that wish will be your, your last one
And after I do, my job is done"
The genie said, "Your wish is my command
She'll be your girl, you'll be her man"
So he crossed his arms, said a magic word
A "hocus pocus" is what you heard
He said, "Aladdin, she belongs to you
Ah, take her home and do what you wanna do
But, now, it's time that I leave
I pull my magic carpet down, out my sleeve"
"I'm gonna climb aboard, I'm going to fly away
Back to Baghdad, that's where I'll stay"
So Aladdin looked up, said goodbye
He watched the magic carpet and the genie fly
Now, this is the end of this little tale
It's time I keep rocking, the genie's out of jail
So, when I say "rock," you say "roll"
When I say "ice," then you say "cold"
Then, when I say "disco," you say "the beat"
I say "it's like honey," then you say "it's sweet"
I say "rock" (roll), say "ice" (cold)
Say "disco" (bye)
