Lyrics
When I need something to help me unwind
I find a six-foot baby with a one-track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
What kind of guy does a lot for me?
Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard, my brother's outta Yale
Well, the guy I took home last night just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh, it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he'd had his shots
The bigger they are, the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good-looking jerk
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
I met a guy who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link?
He's so stupid, you know what he said?
Well, I forgot what he said 'cause it was so stupid!
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
She likes 'em big and stupid
She likes 'em big and real dumb
She likes 'em big and stupid
