Lyrics
There was a Joe
He was leanin' on the back door
A couple Jills with their eyes on a couple bills
Their eyes was statin', they was waitin'
To get their hands on some easy money, yeah
So they flipped a dime
One said, "I'll take heads this time"
One stepped up, one stepped back
One loosened her shoulder strap
She couldn't speak, her knees got weak
She could almost taste that easy money
There was this old black cat
And he was sittin' in a old black Cadillac
And this Joe smelled sweet
So she curled up at her boyfriend's feet
She said, "I got a plan
Listen, Sam, how'd ya like to make some easy money?"
He said, "Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Just tell me what you want me to do"
She said, "Baby, you can trust me
Baby, but you must be hidin' in my room at a quarter to two," yeah
The cat told the boy, come up to the room and play with my toy
Jill set the bait, she wasn't gonna sit around and wait
But this guy was wise to all the lies
He flies out the door with the easy money, yeah
Hey, yeah, 'cause there ain't no man who got the money in his hand
Who got any of that bread bein' slow in the head
The easier it looks, the hotter it hooks
Well, there ain't no such thing as easy money
Saturday night, there was a terrible, terrible fight
Between two dames who was losin' the same game
It wasn't clear, but I hear
They were both lookin' for some easy money
Oh, easy money
Easy money (easy money), easy money
(Easy money), yeah, easy money, yeah
The easier it looks, the harder it hurts (easy money)
So look out for some easy money
Easy money
They say the easier it looks, the harder it hurts (easy-)
