Megalomaniacal misfit with a propensity toward strange phenomena involving fruit. Once such instance featured an apple and three ducks from Guatamala who were vacationing in Vegas but contrary to the slogans didn't stay there. Matthew J Boudreau hangs out with people younger than him because people over 35 give him the heebee jeebees, not that he is particular sure what those are or if they are culturally insensitive in some way. He enjoys walking around the world and dreaming about meat. Turn-offs include (but are not limited to) water polo and words that start with 3.
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Megalomaniacal misfit with a propensity toward strange phenomena involving fruit. Once such instance featured an apple and three ducks from Guatamala who were vacationing in Vegas but contrary to the slogans didn't stay there. Matthew J Boudreau hangs out with people younger than him be… read more
Megalomaniacal misfit with a propensity toward strange phenomena involving fruit. Once such instance featured an apple and three ducks from Guatamala who were vacationing in Vegas but contrary to the slogans didn't stay there. Matthew J Boudreau hangs out with people younger than him because people over 35 give him the heebee jeebees, not that he is particu… read more