Biography
Mr. Green Jeans is an escaped mental patient and should be considered extremely A.D.D. He was raised on a Chewing Gum Farm, but left his family in his formative years to pursue the art of Hamster Wrangling.
After a tragic accident involving himself, a blender, and his prized hamster 'Mr Tiddles', Green Jeans turned to the world of music. He was involved in various parts of the Metal Circuit for years, but became digruntled with the genre due to the introduction of acts such as 'Limp Bizkit' and 'Godsmack'.
Mr. Green Jeans left society and went to live in a Nepalese temple with the ghosts of Coltrane & Davis—creating within him a paradigm shift—leading to what is known as 'Extreme Musical and Social Schizophrenic Distortion', and a cold sore.
As all peaceful things, this too came to a schreeching and violent end. Mr. Green Jeans' temple was burnt to the ground by a troop of David Hasslehoff impersonators angered at Green Jeans over a rigged game of UNO.
Now Mr. Green Jeans has returned stateside to sew his vengeance by producing his unique brand of schizoid music, and fabricating embarrasing rumors concerning David Hasslehoff.
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