Lyrics
El Capitán
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I've been rockin' since the 1900s
A microphone and two '1200s (what, what, what?)
Back in the day, we used to fuck with Alize
I would kick it with the liquor from Kingston JA
In the mornin' you'd be cool though, makin' me Menudo
Pissin' out your cool-o, got to act the fool-o
I like it on ice with Coca-Cola
I sip it from LA to Capitola
Watchin' for the rollers pull over to the shoulders
Should have started drinkin' when I was much older
Some like gin, some like tonic
I like the captain with the half ounce of chronic, sing it
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El Capitan
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One night in the summer, 'bout two months back
Went out on the town with no plan of attack
Heinekin shots of 151
And a bottle of what we call "El Capitán"
Now what happened that night you can't quite recall (huh)
Fact is boy, you can't remember at all (what?)
Woke up in the mornin' with a spinnin' head
And a teenage girl lyin' next to you in bed
So you kicked her out and then you slammed the door
Tryin' to forget about the night before
A month goes by, you can't remember the date
And there's a girl at your door sayin', "Boy, I'm late!"
That's what you get for out-playin' the ho
And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know
The first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb
Shouldn't have been fuckin' with El Capitán
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El Capitán
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El Capitán
Now drop the Chalupa, pick up the mic
And let the party people know just what you like
Well, it comes from Puerto Rico so you know that I be diggin' it
And if the bottle's empty, then you know that I been swiggin' it
Hittin' it and now the party's legit
Heinas gettin' licked, shakin' the booties and tits
We the OPM clique and that's how we be
So get some information from my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan was a pirate dude
He used to jack motherfuckers and act real rude
As a real live person, he wasn't much fun
But he sure made a good ass bottle of rum
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El Capitán
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