Lyrics
You take the first letter of every word
You move it to the end and then say '-erb'
It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it
Don't get confused, just get used to it
Whenever someone sneezes,
You no longer say "bless you"
Instead you play a flugelhorn
And give him your left shoe
Whenever you meet someone on the street
Don't shake their hand, just stomp your feet
And your conversation won't be complete
Until you give him a big slab of meat
You take the first letter of every word, (Whenever someone sneezes)
You move it to the end and then say '-erb' (You no longer say "bless you")
It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it (Instead you play a flugelhorn)
Don't get confused, just get used to it (And give him your left shoe)
So those are the rules and we hope you enjoy them
We're sure to be adding a few
As new customs evolve, well, we hope you employ them
But for right now here's what you should do...
You take the first letter of every word, (Whenever someone sneezes)
You move it to the end and then say '-erb' (You no longer say "bless you")
It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it (Instead you play a flugelhorn)
Don't get confused, just get used to it (And give him your left shoe)
You take the first letter of every word, (Whenever someone sneezes)
You move it to the end and then say '-erb' (You no longer say "bless you")
It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it (Instead you play a flugelhorn)
Don't get confused, just get used to it (And give him your left shoe)
