Lyrics
Welcome to Glenville
It's a friendly town Upstate
We've got plenty of parks some restaurants
Air National Guard Base
And the famous
Can Opener Bridge
One, Two, Three
It's got iridescent letters
Ten feet high on the approach
They're bold against the blacktop
Through the darkness rain or smoke!
We got every kind of road sign
Yellow warnings flashing lights
There's a new emergency pull off
For you to turn around
For trucks passing east or west
There's plenty of other routes
Don't trust your Siri your Alexa
Your outdated GPS
Well They don't live here so they don't know!
Low bridge everybody down
In our town you better turn around
There's low bridge you gotta go around
Or the bridge will take you out
Low bridge everybody down
In our town you better turn around
There's a low bridge you gotta go around
Or the bridge will take you out
We got a laser warning system
Trying to stop these truck collisions
Seems every week there's another hit
Hey friends this bridge is pure concrete!
Against any kind of big rig
The Glenville bridge always wins
Maybe we should paint it hot pink
With a set of glowing teeth!
Tomorrow I'll go sit up there
My feet will dangle in the air!
I'll bring a six string and a friend along
And we'll belt out this whole song!
Sing it now
Low bridge everybody down
In our town you better turn around
There's a low bridge you gotta go around
Or the bridge will take you out
Low bridge everybody down
In our town you better turn around
There's a low bridge you gotta go around
Or the bridge will take you out
Welcome to Glenville
It's a friendly town Upstate
We've got plenty of parks a couple restaurants
Air National Guard Base
And the famous
Can Opener Bridge