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Imagine a secret internet, deeper than the dark web
A land of hot bowls, and cold liquids
Welcome, to the soup web
First off, we don't accept credit cards
Only cryptocurrencies can get my dick hard
I invest in soup coin and now I drive a sleek car
Call it soup mobile as instructed in the soup psalms
I figured that you might be confused
Or think that this is all some elaborate ruse
Well now comes the time when you have to choose
Will it be the red pill or will it be the blue
Trick question dickhead its a bowl of soup
And not some kind of witch shit we don't need eye of newt
I'm talking about the good stuff like a serve of goulash
Burazeri iz bosne odma prolaze kroz ulaz
Pictures of digital soups are only a click away
I pray that my internet is really fast today
It's been 15 minutes and all I see is strange
I see that hot soup is at least a 30 minute wait
Experience the magic without leaving your seat
4k pics of top ten soups are good enough to eat
Watch vids on soup tube as it delivers to your door
Soup hub is what I use to look at something different
Soup web, is the future
Soup web, is the youth
Soup web, costs a lot
Soup web, is the truth