Lyrics
When did I decide to be a social butterfly?
No thank you, I'm driving, I'll get by
Where's the guy that left for snacks
That shirtless guy's a maniac
If I see one more couple, I might cry
People everywhere
Someone moved my chair
Where the hell's my phone?
I want to go home
It's so goddamn cold outside, can someone shut the door?
I remember what I came here for
Where's the girl I want to kiss
I can't believe I shaved for this
Why bother? You know that she's a whore
People everywhere
Someone moved my chair
Where the fuck's my phone?
I want to go home
I want to go home