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Last week I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild
She's such a slut
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by blink-182
Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my S.U.V.
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker
From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm, he is totally awesome
Oh my god, I think I'm in love!
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by blink-182
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine, I do like you
Come to Cancun for spring break
I'll think about it, it could be great
And don't forget to send me a friend request
As if
