Lyrics
Well, it's wet like pee.
But it smells like poop.
When you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop.
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs.
Then it bounces right back all over your bum!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip:
Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip.
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear.
So always make sure you got a toilet near!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.
You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated.
But those are just the ones who are constipated!
Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.