Lyrics
My boyfriend called me a slut
On the steps behind the theatre
I wasn't showing much
But thigh-high boots made his lip quiver
And it was a shock to me (shock to me)
That mesh would make men scream
My little black dress made him lose his mind (he lost his mind)
A party in a rainstorm
My ex's best friend asked me
Do you know his crazy chic?
I told him I was it quite plainly
And he just kept on saying No!
Until he opened his phone
Compared my photo ran away and cried
And I guess his manhood is fragile
His mother said he's a handful
And who would I be to question a man with intention to ruin my life?
Ah-h huh huh
Ah-h huh huh
I'm walking towards the train
His sister's in the driveway
He throws his bags into her car
And shouts for her to go away
And I thought that he was kind
Dressed in a suit and tie
Now when I think of him I roll my eyes
I'm in the supermarket
Cash in my jacket pocket
He offers to pay I say No way
But he grabs his card and
Pushes me to the ground
And laughs as I fall down
He's not a gentleman he's out of line (he's out of line)
And I guess his manhood is fragile
(Like a house of cards)
His mother said he's a handful
(He's the king of her heart)
And who would I be to question a man with intention to tear me apart?
Ah-h huh huh
Ah-h huh huh
And if I pulled a stunt like that I'm not sure I'd get away with it
Mm-mm
If I behaved in the same way people would say I'm a snake and it's
The way it is
My boyfriend called me a slut
(That's the way it is)
My thigh-high boots were too much
(That's the way it is)
His friend said I'm still his crush
(That's the way it is)
I shouldn't laugh; that's tough luck
That's the way it is