Lyrics
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
We joined Larry as he recounts the amazing tale
Of his family's invention of macaroni and cheese
It's true!
I will explain it to you
As only an opera can do
My great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great grandfather
And my great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great grandmother
I forget how many greats
Well, they lived in different families
Lived in different families
Who didn't like each other
My name's Antonio Cucaroni
And we eats-a pasta only
Buscantni, Rigatoni We like-a penne (cannelloni)
But don't call them noodles
My name-a Momma Cumberisi
And our food's extremely cheesy
Gorgonzola
Ow, it's smelly
But I still want some in my belly
That's because we like our food extremely cheesy
Have you met my son-a Tony?
He makes a mean-a macaroni
My Maria makes a charming saucy cheese
Someday she'll meet a man-a
Who comes from her own clan-a
No son of mine will ever marry a Cumberis
My great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great grandfather
And my great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great grandmother
I still forget how many greats
Though their families were enemies
Maria and Tony liked each other
It's his fault!
Her fault!
Your fault!
No, it's their fault
The families were having a fit
Maria and Tony were tasting
It's impastably delicious
It's incheddarably delightful
There's a piece on your lips
We shouldn't miss this biteful
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute!
This is my grandparents!
Nothin' to see here
Let's just skip to the end
That's how my great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great grandfather
And my great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great grandmother
I still don't know how many greats
But they brought together the families
(Brought together the families)
And invented macaroni and cheese
It's macaroni and cheese!
It's great-great-great-great-great-great-great, great
This has been Silly Songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Antonio say
It's-a-great!