Will Walters was born in a field in Shropshire in 1899, and was raised on a steady diet of corn and heavy shoegaze music, which was not very nutritious. Today he lives beneath a bridge in Falmouth where he hordes his piles of gold, obtained from his years in the fishing industry in Cornwall, where he fishes for abandoned stratocasters tossed from Royal Navy frigates in the Great Strat Amnesty of 1967. He is most famous amongst the general public today for his passionate and often violent defense of the military industrial complex, and for leading the British Invasion of Iraq on hors… read more
Will Walters was born in a field in Shropshire in 1899, and was raised on a steady diet of corn and heavy shoegaze music, which was not very nutritious. Today he lives beneath a bridge in Falmouth where he hordes his piles of gold, obtained from his years in the fishing industry in Cornwall, … read more
Will Walters was born in a field in Shropshire in 1899, and was raised on a steady diet of corn and heavy shoegaze music, which was not very nutritious. Today he lives beneath a bridge in Falmouth where he hordes his piles of gold, obtained from his years in the fishing industry in Cornwall, where he fishes for abandoned stratocasters tossed from Royal Navy friga… read more
