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I have a hamster and he scares people
He scares people into thinking they're crazy
Eating their mother and not their vegetables
Always being mean
Not nice, he's an evil little hamster
My evil little hamster likes eating little children
And eating dads and moms and little squirrels
He also likes to eat other hamsters
Why does he do this, I cannot tell you
But he's an evil little hamster
He eats other hamsters too
This hamster he eats other hamsters
He's an evil little hamster, he's a naughty naughty boy
This hamster will scare you and make you crap yourself
Be careful around my hamster
I try to protect people but they don't listen to me
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