Yesterday I met aphextwinsucks at a Costco 4 days ago. I was there with my girlfriend who was 40 years older than me, she bought a hotdog while I bought an Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn DVD. We bumped into aphextwinsucks and he just started groping my girlfriend's enormous massive honker bonkers doinky woinkys boobies. So I slapped the shit out of him, and it actually turned out to be his evil twin aphextwinisgood, so I pulled out the Sword of gamelon I found it aisle 8. Which I bought 12 days ago. I swung the sword at him and he didn't die, we needed the power of love to def… read more
Yesterday I met aphextwinsucks at a Costco 4 days ago. I was there with my girlfriend who was 40 years older than me, she bought a hotdog while I bought an Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn DVD. We bumped into aphextwinsucks and he just started groping my girlfriend's enormous massive honker bo… read more
Yesterday I met aphextwinsucks at a Costco 4 days ago. I was there with my girlfriend who was 40 years older than me, she bought a hotdog while I bought an Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn DVD. We bumped into aphextwinsucks and he just started groping my girlfriend's enormous massive honker bonkers doinky woinkys boobies. So I slapped the shit out of him, and it a… read more
