歌词
It's okay Disney
You can just cancel the film
We won't be mad if you admit defeat
Even Bob the Builder can't fix this
Disney achieved the closest thing to world peace
By releasing something we all collectively hate
"Honey, why is there an earthquake here?"
"It's Walt Disney rolling in his grave"
Nobody has ever rooted for a poison apple until this movie!
Go, Apple, go!
Actors with dwarfism, "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we know"
They finally did it, they made a movie nobody is going to pirate
Did I frighten you?
No, Snow White and her seven CGI did
Disney's next step is gonna be making Rapunzel bald
I can hear Walt Disney's frozen head screaming in the Disney vault
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the bitchiest of them all?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Whose acting career is about to fall?
"Rachel Zegler is her name"
"This monstrosity will be her only fame"
Showed this to my friend before we skydived
And he jumped out the plane with no parachute
That mirror is lying
It probably came from Temu
"Coming to a theater near you!"
Moves
The dwarves look like they came from Chernobyl
This movie isn't releasing, it's escaping
This makes the B-movie look like a Vincent van Gogh painting
Thank you, Disney
You're the world's best at destroying childhood dreams
Is Disney aware that Snow White is supposed to be more beautiful than the Evil Queen?
Evil Queen
Mirror, mirror on the wall
No one's gonna watch this movie at all!
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Just how far will Disney fall?
Shut it
Shut it