歌词
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap,
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
Said, all you need is to write them a song.
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along,
No, don't sing along...
Monica, Monica,
Have a Happy Hanukkah!
Saw Santa Claus,
He said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey,
Christmas will be snowy!!
And Rachel and Chandler,
Ha ah ha ah handler!"
As is clear from the final line,
Phoebe never found a solution to the problems posed by Rachel's and
Chandler's names. She mumbles her way through most of the line,
before singing "andler!
" in order to make it rhyme with the preceding line.