歌词
A 63 year old man on grindr is smoking meth with his boys
He lives in Texas
He lied about his age
He said he was 38
He thinks it is okay
Cause he really needs a date
He's got his Cowboy hat
He has his seldom rat
He needs an android
So he can meet the boy
Meet at the hotel
Room 303
If you get a chance my boy
Can you bring some speed
He plays some Ariel pink
He feeds him some shrooms
He cannot read the room
So he turns on some Fox News
Dance with whales crazy snails
Eat exotic pets like quail
Where is my home you say but
It's only merely Saturday
You think you know my life
But you only know the blade of my knife
You may ask where is my wife
Let's not worry about her tonight
He locked up the boy (he's trapped)
Like a caged pet (a rat!)
No more aspirations (oh snap)
Time for a vacation (fuck that!)
He might move to Beverly Hills
To finally kill bill
He needs another thrill
So he goes to the puppy mill
Will he get arrested?
I don't really know
My opinion is
He really needs a comb