歌词
Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book
"Broadway Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?
Oh, hi Rod!
Hi Nicky
Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
That's very interesting
He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care?
I don't care
What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Rod...
I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is over!
Yeah, but...
Over!
Well, okay, but just so you know
If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean 'cause, hey
I'd like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free
To say that I was gay
(But I'm not gay)
Nicky, please! I am trying to read
What?
If you were queer
I'd still be here
Year after year
Because you're dear to me
And I know that you
Would accept me too
If I told you today
"Hey! Guess what,
I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay)
I'm happy
Just being with you
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Nicky, that's GROSS!
No, it's not!
If you were gay
I'd shout hooray!
And here I'd stay
But I wouldn't get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born that way,
And, as they say it's in your DNA
You're gay!
But I'm not gay!
If you WERE gay.
