歌词
I know I'm not good at sex anymore
I know it, okay, there's no, there's no need for me to lie
We've been together too long
And I'm not gon' to lie, I've tried to rekindle this flame
People, I have, I tried to spice it up
Tried having phone sex and stuff
But it's hard for me
Okay, I got too many people in my house
I got kids, I got a nanny
I got to call at the right time
I called one time, she picked up
I was like, "Babe, what you doing?"
She said, "Nothing"
Laying down
I said, "Why don't you lick your finger and touch your nipple?"
She said, "What?" I said, "Shut up, just do it"
Out of nowhere, all I heard was, "Daddy, you want me to do mine too?"
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hel-, is that the baby on the phone?
Well, what the hell is the baby doing on the goddamn phone?
When I came home, my daughter was like, "Daddy!"
Hey! No! No! Come here! That's gay!
Come here! Let me tell you something
I didn't know what to do
I did not know what to do
It's a difficult time for me
I'ma tell you something
I'ma tell you where all of my
All of my sex advice
Comes from me and my grandpa
My grandpa gives me the best advice ever
I love my grandpa to death, I wish everybody can meet my grandpa
If you're lucky enough to have your grandparents in your life
And you wanna laugh, listen to me
Shout out to all y'all with grandparents, uh
If you got a grandpa in your life, dude, you wanna laugh
Ask your grandpa just to see what he say
Say, "Grandpa, when the last time you had some ass?"
Just to see, just to see what he says
I promise you, it'll be the funniest shit you ever heard in your life
My grandpa never answered me, he just said a bunch of stuff
Like, this is not a joke, this is what he said
I said, "Grandpa, when the last time you had some ass?"
This is exactly what he said, he said, "Hey, hey, look at me, okay
Hey, hey, hey, what'd I do? You know what I did, all right?
Okay, hey, let me tell you something
I put that key in that door and locked that motherfucker, didn't I?
Hey, okay, hey"
Gave me that goddamn womp, womp
Yes, I did, yes, I did
Look at my eyes, roll 'em
Yep, what?
What is it any of that mean? What did you just say?
What, what did you say, Grandpa?
I'm telling you, man, he's funny
Like my grandpa, one of those old like down South old men
Like my grandpa cuss, he pronounced every letter in the cuss word
Shit, like he's serious, he's serious old
Man, listen, let me tell you this is what he does every day
All my grandpa do every day
He's staying in the screen door
And just complaining shit
He just fuss all day
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look, look at this
Somebody come look at this, look at this
Somebody come and look at this
Look at this
Goddamn cat drinking milk out the bowl
Get out the bowl!
This is what makes me laugh
After he yelled at something, he stared at it for a long time
Get out the bowl!
He was asleep
Fell asleep
I wish y'all could see him
Kids be teasing him
Kids are mean, man
Why are kids so mean?
'Cause they know he can't get out the screen door
So they tease him
They be coming up to the door
Shit, y'all, he gets so mad
Have y'all ever seen an old person get real pissed off?
Somebody start making him noise
What? What'd he say?
He's just angry
He's an angry old man
