歌词
The sun came out and the world looked black
I was hungover and my eyes were cracked
So I crawled inside of a burlap sack
My phone rang up and the number looked strange
Should not have answered but I did anyway
Spectrum high speed internet at discount rates if
I switch today
Said, "I'm busy I'll get back to you
Maybe in a month or two
But I swear to you I'll get back to you"
But, "No" was an answer that he could not take
And hanging up was just a bit cliché
So I faked my own death then I made an escape
Gotta say
"If I'm busy I'll get back to you
Maybe in a month or two
But I swear to you I'll get back to you"
"Believe me I'm gonna call you back
If it kills me if you believe in that
But your gonna give me a heart attack
Or a stomach bug
If we're gonna make this work
Let's pick a date that works, like April 31st
You can sign me up for sure"