歌词
There's a couple a ways you can choose to get by:
Sinning or saving, they're both worth a try.
Whatever you choose, whatever you decide,
You don't wanna be "That Guy".
If you work in a shop, you know who I mean.
You're biting your tongue while he's making a scene.
If he don't get what he wants he just might scream.
Does it ever work that way?
You won't get what you want.
You won't get what you need.
When you're acting all crazy.
When you're being mean.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
It ain't gon' work, nah.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
It's only gonna make it worse.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
Well, every Scottie needs a Jordan, every Dennis a mic.
You can't go a-changing the ones you don't like.
I know you don't want it, but here's some advice:
Honey, it takes all kinds.
You can be smart, or you can be loud.
You can do what you want or follow a crowd.
You can bury your head or stand up proud.
Some things you can do without.
You won't get what you want.
You won't get what you need.
When you're acting all crazy.
When you're being mean.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
(Oh!)
Don't be a jerk, nah.
(Don't be a jerk!)
It ain't gon' work.
(It ain't gonna work!)
Don't be a jerk, nah.
(Don't be a jerk!)
It's only gonna make it worse.
(Because you'll only)
Don't be a jerk, nah.
When you're mad or you're late or you're running low.
When you didn't come 1st on the TV show.
Well you can be wrong. Everybody knows,
That we all play the fool.
So, I know you wanna drive real fast.
I know you wanna sit first class,
But you don't gotta be a pain in the as-
-suming you haven't heard.
(Sing it)
Don't be a jerk, nah.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
It ain't gon' work, nah.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
It's only gonna make it worse.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
(Whoa)
Don't be a jerk, nah.
Don't be a jerk, nah.
It ain't got' work.
(Oh, it ain't gone work!)
Don't be a jerk, nah.
(Oh, quit yelling at the clerk, aye aye aye,)
It's only gonna make it worse.
(You'll only make it worse)
Don't be a jerk, nah.