歌词
(Yo, it's your boy Farosty
This is gonna be a RwnlPwnl Christmas
And uh, you know Santa's gotta little secret
Let me tell you bout that secret)
Everybody know a big jolly old dude
And he give you all these presents if you aint never rude
He got 9 reindeer and his little elf crew
And if you got a chimney thats where he'll go through
But there's a part you shoulda knew
The Santa you imagine aint exactly that dude
Think about a thing when I try to tell you
And get it through your mind cuz it makes sense too
It goes S to the A to the N-T-A
The man got a beard, but that beard aint fake
You can hear him comin down when he rolls up in his sleigh
So next time he rolls up, you better stay awake
It can't be held any longer so it's finally time
You find out the reason to this onetime rhyme
He's one of a kind, but there is no other kind
He's been holding in a secret all these years you been blind
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Oops, I guess your parents told you lies
But think about a little thing before you cry
His beard is black, white lacks, nice try
The belly's all real though, his food's all fried
His sleigh is in the air but how you think that it flys?
Where you think he get's all that oil in his ride?
Coughing all day cuz he got hookahs on his side
Ho ho ho, yup Santa get's high
Why, would someone have unlimited supplies
Of toys you know that you can't afford to buy
Arab money make it rain from the sky
Then turn it in to snow cuz the desert is too dry
It can't be held any longer so it's finally time
You find out the reason to this onetime rhyme
He's one of a kind, but there is no other kind
He's been holding in a secret all these years you been blind
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Santa Claus is a Saudi
Santa Claus is a Saudi
(Thanks for sticking around
Now you know what it's about
He's a Saudi, no doubt)
(I know you thinkin like wow
You heard the truth right now
PKG we out)
(Merry Christmas Mother Juck)