歌词
Excuse
A reason or explanation put forward
To defend or justify a fault or offense
Well I had two whole weeks a' sober if you don't count Miller Lite
Smoked a doobie by the campfire so them skeeters wouldn't bite
Made a couple special brownies for the birthday boy tonight
And this whiskey might've felt bad if I didn't treat it right
Ohh my mother called to shame my intoxication
She don't know I've got a good explanation
She don't know I've got a good explanation
I've got a substance excuse
For every time I need some inebriation
Some folks might call it misuse
But really its just due to my situation
It might be that I went out
It might be that I stayed home
It don't matter where or how
It don't matter what I'm on
Everybody seems to get upset
When they hear my reasons
But no it's not just happenstance
I planned this all along
Substance excuse
Yeah
Substance excuse
Substance excuse
Substance excuse
Ohh my mother called to shame my intoxication
But she don't know I've got a good explanation
No I'm not stressing over the accusation
I've got a substance excuse
For any time I need some inebriation
Some folks might call it misuse
But really it's just due to my situation
It might be that I went out
It might be that I stayed home
It don't matter where or how
It don't matter what I'm on
Everybody seems to get upset
When they hear my reasons
But no its not just happenstance
I planned this all along
Substance excuse