歌词
Yeah, I think it's going to be fun tonight
I think tonight's going to be the night for me
I think you know what I am talking about
That's a myth about entertainers
You always think we meet a lot of girls on the road and it's not true
Because you come into town for like one night
You don't have time to get to know anybody
I'm not into that one night thing
I think a person should get to know someone and even
Be in love with them before you use and degrade them
I've never, I've never been able to get along with women in the long run
I went with a girl for three years once
And I, I thought I was doing a good job of
You know, you have to treat a woman a certain way
I remember one time she came up to me and she was kind of depressed
And she said, "Steve, I don't think you respect me as a woman"
And I kind of soothed her and I said
"What are you talking about? You're the best hog I've ever had"
Hey, wait a second, hey, comedy is not pretty
My parents never taught me about sex when I was a kid
And I actually learned about sex from watching neighborhood dogs
And it was good
Go ahead and laugh
No, go ahead, come on
And it was good because animals are very instinctual
And I think the most important thing I learned was
Never let go of the girl's leg no matter how hard she tries to shake you off
Okay, did that, did that, did that
I'm into older women now
I'm tired of young girls, you know? It's always
"Let's go camping!"
So I'm dating an 83 year old now
Boy, the things she knows, huh?
And, you know something? This is really weird, I like getting older
I have a birthday this month and I really do enjoy getting older
I thought I wouldn't, but life is easier as you get older
Because you become prejudiced
Because you've dealt with things, not against race or anything like that
Just against things
Because you've dealt with them before and you know it's gonna be boring
And you just close the doors and you-
People come up and go, "Hey, let's go try this new thing!"
"Sorry, we're closed"
And I think the secret to enjoying getting older
Is being able to be honest with yourself
Because there are certain changes that do take place as you get older
And there's nothing to be ashamed about
And this is what I have learned
For example, I know that someday my hair will turn grey
And when that happens, I'll be able to accept it
Because I am honest with myself
