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Congress Has Approved The Americans With No Abilities Act
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5 位听众
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A New High-Viscosity Mayonnaise Will Help Americans Swallow
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The Collectable Plate Industry Has Called For The Tragic Death Of Barbara Striesand
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Hitler Was Wrong!
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1 位听众
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McDonald's Unveils A New All-Beef Bun
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8 位听众
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The President's Head Has Been Sawed Off
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3 位听众
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Philip Morris Lawyers Deny Cigarettes Are Cylindrical
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A New Cereal For the Poor Stays Crunchy In Water
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2 位听众
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A Revolutionary New Asper-Shirt Relieves Torso Pain
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2 位听众
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The Vatican Unveils Its New Pope Signal
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4 位听众
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Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into The Forest
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3 位听众
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A Local Wal-Mart Greeter Is At Death's Door
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3 位听众
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Richard Simmons Is Fighting For His Life In An Estrogen Tent
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2 位听众
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A Lucky Dead Student Gets His Own Page In The High School Yearbook
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The NRA Changes Its Focus From Guns To Penmanship
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3 位听众
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I Am A Bad Ass
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Quincy Suspects Murder
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12 位听众
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Jews are Celebrating Rosh Hashasha, or Something
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Bourbon Helps An Area Carpet Salesman Forget About Carpeting For A While
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3 位听众
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White Castle Plundered By Turks
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372 位听众
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Rocker Ted Nugent's New Cologne Has Been Tested On Every Known Animal
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1 位听众
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Don King Enjoys a Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich
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A Family Dog Is Suspected In A Miniature Chuck Wagon Disaster
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1 位听众
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An Utter Failure Plans To Spend The Rest Of The Day In Bed
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5 位听众
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Congress Has Lowered The Killing Age To Nineteen
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2 位听众
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Scandal In The Special Olympics
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13 位听众
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It's Not a Crack House, It's A Crack Home
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23 位听众
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An Area Man Busts His Ass All Day, And For What?
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2 位听众
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Mongol Warriors Have Sacked And Pillaged The U.S.
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A Hate Crime Bill Is Stalled By The Pro-Hate Lobby
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80% Of Americans Are In Favor Of Storming The Castle And Destroying The Inhuman Monster
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A Man With Heart Disease Eagerly Awaits The Death Of A Young Boy
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The Face Of Jesus Is Seen On A Miracle Hippie
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An Ant Is Born
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19 位听众
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Babies Are Stupid
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18 位听众
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NRA President Charlton Heston - A Hebrew?
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3 位听众
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A Coffeehouse Encounter Results In Conversation And Cunnilingus
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A Drunken Man Makes An Interesting Point About Society
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6 位听众
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A Local Masturbator Gets All The Latest Swimwear News On E!
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Onion Finest News Reporting, Volume 1: Conclusion
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