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Track #4
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5 位听众
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Track #2
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5 位听众
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3
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Track #1
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5 位听众
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4
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Track #3
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5 位听众
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5
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Throwing A Nine Year Old Girl In The Dumpster At Church Because She Farted On Me
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4 位听众
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不想看到广告？马上升级
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6
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Me Trying To Sweet Talk My Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket* I'll Have You Know, Officer, That I Have The Greenest Toenails This Side Of The Mississippi
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3 位听众
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7
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What Do You Do When You Live In A Shoe And You Ain't Got No Soul?
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3 位听众
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8
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Humid Weather = Ingrown Toenails
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3 位听众
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9
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Long Weekends Are For Driving Down To Tallahassee And Beating Up The Elderly. A.K.A The Inferior. Because They're Old And Can't Fight Back
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3 位听众
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10
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Suing Pepsi For Taking Flat Coke And Reselling It As, Well, Pepsi
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3 位听众
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Building A Ten Foot High Wall Between Canada And America To Keep Gordie From Descab And Zee From Regurgitasi Away From My Homeland
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3 位听众
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12
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Days Off Are For Crying In The Shower
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3 位听众
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13
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Kyle, You Overstayed Your Welcome. While I Appreciate You Making My House Smell Like Body Odor And Doing A Terrible Job At Raking My Lawn, It's Time To Go.
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2 位听众
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14
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Most Single People My Age Go To Bed Wondering When They Are Going To Meet Their Future Spouse. I Go To Bed Thinking Of Playing Madden When It Was Good As A Kid
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2 位听众
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I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper, So I Used My Neighbours Kitchen Sink As A Beaudette
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2 位听众
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I Met The Real Life Version Of Comic Book Guy From The Simpsons At Guitar Center. When I Told Him How I Record My Vocals, He Had A Comic Book Guy Like Meltdown And Told Me I Suck At Music
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2 位听众
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Dog Fur Taste Best In The Winter Time
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2 位听众
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Drinking Ten Gallons Of Pink Paint So I Can Finally Be Pretty On The Inside
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2 位听众
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I Was Told To Make Shorter Song Titles
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2 位听众
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20
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IxWxAxGxTxCxIxTxWxAxCxOxHxTxExAxBxFxMxSxGxWxMxAxCxMx
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1 位听众
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MxTxDxHxAxNxMxGxRxTxTxExSxDxMxSxTxM
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1 位听众
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R11
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1 位听众
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R33
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1 位听众
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R22
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1 位听众
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R44
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1 位听众
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不想看到广告？马上升级
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26
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Show This Song To All The Kids I Went To High School With Who Said I Was Going To Be A Loser. They Deserve To Know How Right They Were.
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1 位听众
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Actually, No, Matt, I Don't See Anything Wrong With Being A Twenty Nine Year Old Man Who Still Goes Out And Buys Lunchables For Lunch. Their Name Has Freakin Lunch In It! Stop Being Stupid.
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1 位听众
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Posing As A Underage Hedgehog Online To Lure The Real Freaks Out
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1 位听众
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You Think You're Better Than Me Because You Have An American Express Travel Card With Unlimited Miles?! Well, Guess What?! You're Right.
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1 位听众
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Spending 90 Dollars At The Stupid Woodstock Fair On Carnival Games For Some Ugly Fish Doll I Could've Bought At Wal-Mart For $6.99
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1 位听众
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31
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Leave It To Someone From Minnesota To Make Cheese Sound Boring
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1 位听众
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If You're Going To Name Your Dog Truffle, You Really Can't Be Too Shocked When The Authorities Take It Away From You. Can You?
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1 位听众
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Great! Now The Prime Minister Of Florida Thinks I'm A Professional Golfer, Also!
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1 位听众
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*On First Date With A Beautiful, God-fearing Women* So, What's Your Favorite Slamming Brutal Death Metal Band? Featuring Me Pretending To Be A Slam Vocalist
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1 位听众
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If I Have The Choice Of Either Expanding My Knowledge By Reading A Book Or Eating Expired Devil Dogs Without Pants On I'm Eating Expired Devil Dogs Without Pants On Every Time
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1 位听众
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Yes. Okay. Yup. Uh-huh. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. DUDE! STOP! Okay, Tom, Or Whatever Your Stupid Name is, Thanks For Waving Me Down To Tell Me My Truck Has A Massive Gas Leak, But Did You Even Stop To Think I'm Trying To Destroy The Environment And...
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1 位听众
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Cuddling With Some Homeless Dude Underneath A Shady Tree On A Warm Sunday Afternoon In May Watching The Clouds Go By In The Park
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1 位听众
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My Boss Told Me If I Ever Farted On Him Again He Was Going To Come To My House And Take A Crap On My Lawn
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1 位听众
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90 Percent Of The Grind Scene Is Alt-left. 90 Percent Of Those Dudes Idolise Seth Putnam. Think About It
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1 位听众
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I'm Sorry, Shampoo Bottle, But You're Already My Best Friend. Wouldn't It Be Kinda Weird If We Started To Date?
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1 位听众
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I Can't Help But Wonder When I Look At My Myself In The Mirror At Night If I Truly Do Have The Most Amount Of Nose Hair For Someone In Their 20's In The Entire World
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1 位听众
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I Always Use To Think Detroit Should Just Be Blown Up. Then I Thought Maybe At Least One Person Was Worth Saving From There. But, No. Just Blow Up That Place Already.
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1 位听众
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You're Darn Right I Created My Band's Logo In Paint In Less Than A Minute
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1 位听众
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44
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Henry And Henrietta Hippo Hunt Hippes In Houston. Hooray!
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1 位听众
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45
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You Call It Your Boston Accent. I Call It A Speech Impediment
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1 位听众
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Girl, I Just Ate Two Slices Of Pizza In One Bite. What Do You Mean You're Not Interested In A Second Date?
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1 位听众
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I Was Always Told Growing Up If I Get A Job I Love I Wouldn't Work A Day In My Life. That's Why I Became A Proctologist
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1 位听众
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The Original Song Title Was Too Long For Bandcamp, So, Here It Is, Drastically Shorter. Donald Trump Isn't A Racist, Nor Does He Hate Women. You're Just A Moron Who Believes Everything You See On Facebook. Also, Amy Schumer Raped A Man.
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1 位听众
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Saying You Work In A High Class SuperMarket Is The Same Thing As The 30 Year Old With A Part Time Job At Dunkin Donuts Saying They're A Barista
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1 位听众
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50
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Trying My Best Everyday To Be Like Jesus, But End Up Being Like Fry From Futurama Instead.
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1 位听众
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