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Me Trying To Sweet Talk My Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket* I'll Have You Know, Officer, That I Have The Greenest Toenails This Side Of The Mississippi
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2 位听众
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Drinking Ten Gallons Of Pink Paint So I Can Finally Be Pretty On The Inside
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2 位听众
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3
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Track #4
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1 位听众
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4
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Track #2
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1 位听众
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Track #1
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1 位听众
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不想看到广告？马上升级
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Track #3
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1 位听众
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Kyle, You Overstayed Your Welcome. While I Appreciate You Making My House Smell Like Body Odor And Doing A Terrible Job At Raking My Lawn, It's Time To Go.
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1 位听众
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Most Single People My Age Go To Bed Wondering When They Are Going To Meet Their Future Spouse. I Go To Bed Thinking Of Playing Madden When It Was Good As A Kid
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1 位听众
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I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper, So I Used My Neighbours Kitchen Sink As A Beaudette
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1 位听众
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I Met The Real Life Version Of Comic Book Guy From The Simpsons At Guitar Center. When I Told Him How I Record My Vocals, He Had A Comic Book Guy Like Meltdown And Told Me I Suck At Music
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1 位听众
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What Do You Do When You Live In A Shoe And You Ain't Got No Soul?
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1 位听众
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Dog Fur Taste Best In The Winter Time
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1 位听众
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Actually, No, Matt, I Don't See Anything Wrong With Being A Twenty Nine Year Old Man Who Still Goes Out And Buys Lunchables For Lunch. Their Name Has Freakin Lunch In It! Stop Being Stupid.
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1 位听众
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Posing As A Underage Hedgehog Online To Lure The Real Freaks Out
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1 位听众
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I Was Always Told Growing Up If I Get A Job I Love I Wouldn't Work A Day In My Life. That's Why I Became A Proctologist
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1 位听众
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The Original Song Title Was Too Long For Bandcamp, So, Here It Is, Drastically Shorter. Donald Trump Isn't A Racist, Nor Does He Hate Women. You're Just A Moron Who Believes Everything You See On Facebook. Also, Amy Schumer Raped A Man.
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Thick Bob Randy And The Korean Pussycat Dolls.Yes, Thick, Not Thicc. Screw Your Meme Culture. Also, Get A Job And Move Out Of Your Parents House. You're 25
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Babies Are Gross
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The Bloodline Is Starting To Wear A Little Thin. I Think It's Time To Have Santa Abducted By Aliens To Get Him Pregnant Again.
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1 位听众
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Selling Your Used Underwear On Ebay As A Man Isn't As Profitable As I Imagined It Would Be
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1 位听众
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Forever (We Sing Hallelujah)
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1 位听众
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Sorry I'm Late, I was Challenged To A Rap Battle By Some Homeless Guy In Worcester. I lost.
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It Doesn't Matter If I'm Driving Five Minutes Down The Road To Burger King, Or To Upstate New York, I'm Picking My Nose Every Time I Drive, Baby
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Questioning My Playstation Controllers Sexuality Because I Keep Throwing Interceptions In Madden
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After Paying J. Howell To Give You A Consensual Kiss On The Forehead, I Went Back In Time And Voted For Charlie Chapman
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