歌词
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Elves
The part of the show where Ear-A-Corn comes out to sing a Silly Song for Elves
I asked my baby
My baby elf
A couple questions
About myself
If I was handsome, if I was nice
I was looking for her advice
She looked at me and shook her head
And this is what she said
She yelled so loud she hurt my ears
My eyes are welled up all full of tears
But I don't mind none, 'cause she's my elf
My elfity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity elf
When I go walkin' all by myself
I'm busy thinkin' about my elf
I keep her picture up on my shelf
I'm always dreamin' about my elf
I won't forget the way she says those words to me
Don't know exactly what she said
Just know it kinda hurts my head
I'll take an aspirin, 'cause she's my elf
My elfity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity elf
Hold on a minute!
What, what, what'ya doin'
Ouch, hey
I knew it, I knew it
What?
You should be ashamed of yourself
You're no elf, you're an Elvis impersonator
You're sick of me, deceitful one!
Oh right, like you're a real elf
Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a real elf!
This has been Silly Songs for Elves
Behold, Leg-O-Lamb! Have at thee, my bow shall sing with your pompadour!
Don't you point that thing at me, help!
