The Eight Polish Food Of Christmas

Well, what'd you bring us?
What I bring you? What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you

The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
A boiled potato topped with dillweed
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Two steamed pierogies

What's a pierogi?
It's a dough, wrapped around meat
Oh

And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Three simmered gwumpkies

What's a gwumpkey?
It's a cabbage wrapped around meat
Oh

Two steamed pierogies
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Four baked paprikas

Now, what is a paprika?
It's a bell pepper stuffed with meat
I see
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed

The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Five smoked kielbasas!
What's a kielbasa?
It's pretty much just meat
Oh

Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed

The sixth Polish Cristmas dish I bring to the party
Six fried hoosecheekies
Let me guess, something in the meat family?
Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust
Ohh

Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped
With dillweed
Wow Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full, I think that's about

The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Seven pitted prunes
I don't like prunes!
With this food, you'll need 'em son
Oh, is that right
Uh huh

Six fried hoosecheekies
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
I'm gonna burst! I couldn't eat a-

The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Eight poppy seed cakes
Poppies, poppies, poppies
I'm feeling rather sleepy, there's no place like home

Seven pitted prunes
Six fried hooscheekies
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas

Three simmered gwumpkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed